From: https://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/01/brunswick_north_carolina_grou..., an excellent Blog of the Biologist MZ Myers

Our Father or Mother, who are either in heaven, nirvana, Mecca or Salt
Lake City, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
providing thy will is that America is always the big winner over
foreign heathen. Give us this day our daily white bread, black bread,
Italian bread, Jewish rye, English muffins, or tacos, and a
quarter-pounder with cheese and large fries to go. And lead us not into
temptation, or into school buses that take us to neighborhoods where
the kids are different. For thine is the kingdom and the power and the
glory, especially for people who still use words like "thine.